Roy:
(reading his lonely hearts classified ad) Shut up. Do what I tell you. I'm not interested. These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. PS: No dogs!
Moss:
That's good.
Roy:
What's yours?
Moss:
Mine didn't look any good now.
Roy:
Go on.
Moss:
I'm going to murder you... you bloody woman.